Cartoons, icons, quips and quotes.
Icons:-
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what
you want. [Joseph Wood Krutch]
A cat - One animal that never cries over spilt milk.
Humans exist so cats will have someone to pet them.
GIFs:-
Wanted, Dead or Alive: Schrodinger's Cat.
How do you get milk from a cat?
Take away it's saucer.
I'm not so much human as cat furniture.
GIFs:- Click to enlarge.
Cat bathing is a martial art.
Of course those clothes are clean -- the cat's lying on them, isn't he?
A cat almost always blinks when you hit it in the head with a ball peen
hammer.
There are no ordinary cats... [Colette]
GIFs:- Click to enlarge.
Only cat lovers know the luxury of fur coated, musical hot water bottles
that never go cold... [Susanne Millen]
Your cat waits and miaows at the front door when you arrive.
Is it saying:
a) Welcome home
b) The phone rang
c) Feed me Now!
Your cat scratches at the door after being fed: Is it saying:
a) Lemme out
b) Wanna go out and play
c) Wonder what's to eat next door
Cat:- Your human puts some food down. Do you...
a)Sniff it then yell forsomething better
b)Eat one mouthfull then yell
c) Eat half then yell?
WMFs:-
Cat:- Your human walks into the kitchen. Does this mean:
a) It's hungry
b) It's lost
c) You're hungry
Your cat miaows at the door when you go out. Is it saying:
a) Don't leave me all alone
b) Goodbye
c) But what if I get hungry?
Cat:- Your human puts down a bowl of food for you. Is this:
a) supper
b) something to keep you going till supper's ready
c) inedible junk
Finally:- Click to enlarge.
Caterpallor (n.) The color you turn after finding half a grub in the
fruit you're eating.
I love cats - they taste just like chicken!
Even overweight cats know the cardinal rule:
when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses.
Cats have an infallibe understanding of total concentration -
and get between you and it.
Cat (to another cat): Dogs are really stupid.
Dog (looking on): What's a dog?
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit
that will cause the most inconveience.
Cats like doors open - in case they change their minds... [Rosemary Nisbet]
One small cat changes coming home to an empty house to coming home.
Dogs come when they are called; cats take a message and get back to you.
The various quips and quotes here are part of my taglines collection. The whole lot are available for download, but I warn you, the odd one or two of the collection are rather rude! This way for the taglines download...
Man is the only animal that laughs, but when you look at people, it's hard
to understand how the animals keep from laughing.
